Scaring

The most fun thing frag grenades can do is scaring people. Like on war video games, when the enemy throws a grenade, there's a little tab at the side of the screen that says GRENADE! And then in real life, everybody screams and run away in terror. It's really amusing.

dude ur fucked up

Frag Grenade wrote:The most fun thing frag grenades can do is scaring people. Like on war video games, when the enemy throws a grenade, there's a little tab at the side of the screen that says GRENADE! And then in real life, everybody screams and run away in terror. It's really amusing.

What would we do without you nades! But that is some messed up junk! Say how many people have you blown up on?

How many people have I blown up? Wow, that's a tough one. You wouldn't know this, because your website didn't let me put in my real birth date, but I was born on 2/2/0002. That means I've been in a lot of wars, and that I've had plenty of time to blow humans up. But I don't only blow up humans. Have you ever found a dead animal and thought "How did THAT get there?"

This is for funhead: I really think this name is better than your last one. That one wanted made me want to blow you up. I'm not joking. So for your sake, don't change it again. Funhead is just fine. Great job though, it shows you have a conscious and may just be an acceptable human being. Not that I give a rip, but I'm sure somebody does.

Frag Grenade wrote:How many people have I blown up? Wow, that's a tough one. You wouldn't know this, because your website didn't let me put in my real birth date, but I was born on 2/2/0002.

Wait! How were you born then? Grenades were non existant back then.... perhaps you were not created by us humans, but instead were born by a mom grenade? Or do you not have parents?

That, my friend, is a great grenade secret. Nobody else can know

There's been like, 2 wars since 2002, if that even. If you blew up, you would fly apart in thousands of little pieces of shrapnel, never to be recovered, therefor you cannot have blown someone up. Only smoke grenade could be used and live to tell the tale.

How many grenades are there in the world? A lot. We grenades, we reincarnate. Except we remember our prevous lives

Well, that's not gay at all. Why would you want to remember the life where you effed in the a? I would think you'd want to restart and decide to be straight but i guess not...


Then again, you are frag grenade

We don't reproduce at all. Where'd you get that from?

Also, before anyone uses this insult on me, I'm going to say it so that it won't be funny at all if somebody calls me it.

I AM NOT A friend GRENADE

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Wow you r3tard. Screwing someone in the rear isnt the way to reproduce... you are such a geeky virgin. Do you have a world of gaycrap character too?

GRENADES CAN'T BE GAY!!!!