how to seduce a woman

candlelight or on the beach at sunset?

hmm....there are many ways to have love with a woman many indeed.

This all begins with what people consider the legal age...many believe 18 others 16 and others 12 but as long as you can get in their pants age does not matter too much.

As for seducing them there are a wide verity of ways the most direct, of course being rape. Now here are a few tops on how to obtain a woman.

Looks are everything when it comes to women. If you don't look like an androgynous celebrity that's 30 pounds underweight, then... well, you're not getting a woman. Ever.

If you think women give two shits about personality, you clearly haven't been around very many females. Lose some weight, fatty. Take up anorexia and they might just accept you.

Don't be afraid to show your power over her by smacking her around when she steps out of line.

Also, money. Lots and lots of your hard earned money might as well be set aflame because the money grubbing leeches will require all of it just so you can use their vaginas for a place to put your penis.

With these guidelines you too may actualy get some.

Karl Marx wrote:
Looks are everything when it comes to women. If you don't look like an androgynous celebrity that's 30 pounds underweight, then... well, you're not getting a woman. Ever.

If you think women give two shits about personality, you clearly haven't been around very many females. Lose some weight, fatty. Take up anorexia and they might just accept you.

Because obviously, an overweight bear looks EXACTLY like an anorexic celebrity.

Karl Marx wrote:
Don't be afraid to show your power over her by smacking her around when she steps out of line.

With those furry bear-hands, anything's possible!

Karl Marx wrote:
Also, money. Lots and lots of your hard earned money might as well be set aflame because the money grubbing leeches will require all of it just so you can use their vaginas for a place to put your penis.

Oh yeah, in a government where we all have the same amount of money and supplies, we sure are different...

Talk to your Nazi friend on how to REALLY get what you want (just don't ask him about relationships, he may not give you a "straight" answer.)

What, you dont like the bear? It will Watch your language! you up man. And we have a lot of them in the USSR like these ones...

But yeah i say go for the rape approach

James_Donovan wrote:

old gif is old.

Original...

James_Donovan wrote:

uhh 1. good idea.
2. who ever is talking about raping... well if u did that... you would pretty much be not aloud to do any woman for life so why be so idiodic.

What...the...hell.....?

ThatEvilDude wrote:
uhh 1. good idea.
2. who ever is talking about raping... well if u did that... you would pretty much be not aloud to do any woman for life so why be so idiodic.

1. Oh my god. Get a fukkin brain.
2. It's allowed, it's idiotic.
3. Go back to elementary school and kick yourself for being so stupid.

Yeah ThatEvilDude is kinda stupid