Exploding

Exploding is my life. It's all I do. And it's great and all (don't even ask how I manage to explode multiple times) but, I was thinking.......Shouldn't there be more to life? I mean, I could meet a smoke grenade maybe. That'd be great! Except I don't know how to get the relationship started. But, I finally found a solution. You guys! You can answer any question. You must be like....a TANK! OR even better, a STEALTH BOMBER! If you're asking how a grenade can type, well, here's your answer. I have a knobby thing on top of me. And I can roll. Oh, and if you can't answer this question without asking another question or being dumb, then you lied. And you don't really want to mess with a grenade.

Cheers,
Frag

I highly doubt Brennan is a tank. His website would have a better color scheme. And he's not a stealth bomber. They're WAY to big to type. Hey, guess what's a really big cowinkidink! That you want to meet a smoke grenade and I want to meet a frag grenade. What a cowinkidink, right? Yeah! Right! I'm so right! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oops, my first time meeting a frag grenade and I act like a stupid party popper. I'm sorry, Frag. Can you forgive me?






Thanks. Oh, and Brennan, I like this little exploder. If you can't answer his question, I can help. BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP I"LL BRING A BUNCH OF MY SMOKIN' BUDDIES AND WE'LL SMOKE IN YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!

Wow! Thanks, Smoke. You made me feel loved and protected. Now I think I'd rather have you answer the question. But Brennan, stick around. I'll have more.

Perhaps you guys should visit an online grenade dating site. :]

Hey, thanks kangaroo! That's really a great idea. Except, the internet is run by dumb humans, so there isn't any online grenade dating sites. otherwise I'd totally do that.

Not all humans are dumb! I think that Brennan is a very nice person.

No one "runs" the internet, in fact, you could make your own grenade dating website if you wanted to.
Im sure explosive devices worldwide would appreciate your work.