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Chihuahua issues

Post  James_Donovan on Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:28 pm

Okay, so this guy down the street from me has this really annoying dog. It's a Chihuahua, which basically means that if you took the body of a rat and possesed it with a demon, that's what you get. Anyway, this neighbor lets the dog off-leash all the time, and whenever I walk by, it tries to attack me. If I just kicked it or something like that, the neighbor would sue me! How do I get rid of this annoying rat-dog?

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Re: Chihuahua issues

Post  Guest on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:29 pm

Weed-killer spray. Twisted Evil

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Post  Josh on Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:52 pm

I have seen a viscious chiwawa which if it were a bull dog, it would be scary! But Thank goodness its not Cool so, just tell the lady to put it on a leash.

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Post  James_Donovan on Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:15 pm

Josh Lewis wrote:I have seen a viscious chiwawa which if it were a bull dog, it would be scary! But Thank goodness its not Cool so, just tell the lady to put it on a leash.


Wow, I wish it were that easy! I tried to tell her to leash the piece of crap, but she pulled a freaking knife on me and I ran like hell.

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Post  Josh on Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:27 pm

James_Donovan wrote:
Josh Lewis wrote:I have seen a viscious chiwawa which if it were a bull dog, it would be scary! But Thank goodness its not Cool so, just tell the lady to put it on a leash.


Wow, I wish it were that easy! I tried to tell her to leash the piece of crap, but she pulled a freaking knife on me and I ran like hell.


Shocked Ummm Your neighbor's are screwed up! Thats one of those situations you should call the police!

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Post  Guest on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:48 am

You keep runnin like hell you youngin'

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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:10 pm

Its a dog that looks like a rat ant you want to know how to get rid of it? Are you shitting me? You get a mouse trap. Duh!

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Post  James_Donovan on Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:58 pm

Karl Marx wrote:Its a dog that looks like a rat ant you want to know how to get rid of it? Are you shitting me? You get a mouse trap. Duh!


It's like a big rat! It won't fit in a mouse trap! Tell me: what kind of poison gas do you know how to make?

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Post  Guest on Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:16 am

Poison has many functions and varries in potency. Luckily you will not need a high dose to kill that dog.

If you want a strong poison, I will give you a very easy recipe. It's a neurotoxic poison, so no hurts, no bleeding, simply the fast and quite death...

1. Buy a pack of tobacco or some cigarette.
2. Now, you need some water 0,5-1 liter.
3. Take the tobacco in the water and leave it for 1 or 2 days. (Sometimes you need to shuffle it)
4. If the water's color black, then you're done.
5. Now, you need to clearing the water.
6. Give it to the dog and you are set

If you want to read up on it more here is the Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison

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Post  James_Donovan on Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:17 am

Karl Marx wrote:Poison has many functions and varries in potency. Luckily you will not need a high dose to kill that dog.

If you want a strong poison, I will give you a very easy recipe. It's a neurotoxic poison, so no hurts, no bleeding, simply the fast and quite death...

1. Buy a pack of tobacco or some cigarette.
2. Now, you need some water 0,5-1 liter.
3. Take the tobacco in the water and leave it for 1 or 2 days. (Sometimes you need to shuffle it)
4. If the water's color black, then you're done.
5. Now, you need to clearing the water.
6. Give it to the dog and you are set

If you want to read up on it more here is the Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison


I think I will try this! Thank you for your valuable information!

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