I am broken... on the.... INSIDE.

Yes, friends, it is true. I am broken like the many pieces of fair china dishware I broke at my Auntie Gertrude's house last summer. Broken, like my flip-flops. Broken, because I-sniff- am not a moderator!!!! I know, I know- hold your sobs of lost dignity and purpose of life until someday, a day that may never come, I can fulfill my lifelong dream- of being an Ask Brennan moderator!

You made me feel so sad I actually used a smiley. I'm not a moderator either! But how can a kangaroo wear flip flops? Do they come in size 30?

Excuse ME, but I have extremely small feet for a kangaroo!

Ok, ok, whatever. Don't see how you balance, but ok.

Glittery Kangaroo wrote:Yes, friends, it is true. I am broken like the many pieces of fair china dishware I broke at my Auntie Gertrude's house last summer. Broken, like my flip-flops. Broken, because I-sniff- am not a moderator!!!! I know, I know- hold your sobs of lost dignity and purpose of life until someday, a day that may never come, I can fulfill my lifelong dream- of being an Ask Brennan moderator!

Broken on the inside huh? Whoever did that must have been well-endowed indeed.